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surisburnbook:

No one would blame Kim Kardashian for staying home, putting her feet up, and wearing leggings as pants for the next two months. At this point, we’d all prefer the break. But, no, she has made commitments to appearances and apparently to wearing dresses that aren’t her size anymore, and she will keep them.

Everyone knows I’ll wear uncomfortable shoes and dresses as fashion requires such sacrifices, but even I wouldn’t do this to myself. She looks miserable.

I’m going to regret what I’m about to say, but here it is —

Kim should take a page from Jessica Simpson’s book and just go nuts.

omg. #tbt #throwbackthursday

#tbt #studyabroad #oxford #radcliffecamera #throwbackthursday ❤

there’s a bee on my car 🐝🚕

Pretty clouds at school today.

Happy Mother’s Day to the best mommy in the world! ❤🎁🐓🎉

thebluthcompany:

Deluxe Arrested Development magnet set by Arthur’s Plaid Pants

A brief summary of the careers of British comedians

David Mitchell: I will act unbelievably posh and heartwrenchingly lonely, only to burst out with a meaningless rant in 3...2...1...
Michael McIntyre: Ihopeyoucanunderstandmewheni'mtalkingthisquicklybecauseifnottoughlucksuckah
Stephen Fry: Good evening good evening good EEEEEEVENING DARLING OH I LOVE YOU ALL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO INTELLIGENT LET'S HAVE A JOLLY GOOD QUIZ SHALL WE?
Russell Howard: Let me tell you a story about my adorable and crazy family while simultaneously being adorable and crazy.
Jon Richardson: WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU TOUCH ME!!! Oh, I'm so lonely...
Noel Fielding: So once there was this walrus named Georgie and he floated around the sky for a bit and then he landed and turned into a unicorn and mowed over a group of tourists. Do you like my cape?
Dara O'Briain: Ehhhhh.....
Miranda Hart: -falls over-
Sarah Millican: Aren't I cute? Forgive me while I swear for a bit and tell embarrassing stories about my boyfriend.
Jack Whitehall: I'm going to sit here being adorably posh while complaining about how much I hate Robert Pattinson.
Simon Amstell: I'm precious and every girl in the audience cried when they found out I was gay.
Russell Brand: SEX

My new toy came in the mail today! #kodak #duaflex

tastefullyoffensive:

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@kaytimichelle and I discussing “fashion” at the #metgala #whatwhatwhatareyoudoing

shake it like a polaroid picture

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